Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries Meaning

Your father smelt of elderberries meaning

Fun Fact: the quote "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries" is said because hamsters reproduce a LOT (implying she's a whore) and elder berries were used for the making of alcohol (implying he was a drunk).

Who said your mother was a hamster?

King Arthur: “What are you going to do, bleed on me?” French soldier: “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.”

Who says I fart in your general direction?

John Wilson Comic geniuses Monty Python were never accused of holding back from crude humour. One of their more memorable lines – "I fart in your general direction" – uttered by the Insulting Frenchman, fits this bill.

Can a baby hamster get pregnant?

Hamsters are able to breed at approximately six weeks of age. If you've been housing male and female hamsters together that are six or seven weeks old, then the females may already be pregnant, and could produce a litter in as little as two or three weeks.

What do elderberries smell like?

Berries are purplish-black, about 1/8” in diameter, growing in droopy umbrella-shaped clusters. They give off a musky odor. (Remember the Frenchman's insult in Monty Python and The Holy Grail: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” )

What does calling someone a hamster mean?

Hamsters have cute, chubby cheeks. When they stuff 'em with food, their even cuter and chubbier. So, someone with a round face is sometimes compared to a hamster and called hamster face. This epithet can be affectionate, self-deprecating, or insulting.

How do you ask for a hamster poem?

Don't you know how much a pony costs jaffet got one for his birthday. How about a crocodile they

Who was the first person to fart?

Le Pétomane
Born	Joseph PujolJune 1, 1857 Marseille, France
Died	August 8, 1945 (aged 88)

Where is it a compliment to fart after a meal?

Apparently it's polite to burp after a meal in China, and some Inuit groups in Canada don't mind when you fart because it shows that you enjoyed the meal.

What can I say instead of fart?

• toot.
• break wind.
• cut one.
• cut the cheese.
• pass gas.
• rip one.

Can you touch a hamster while pregnant?

Hamsters, guinea pigs and mice can carry a virus called lymphocytic choriomeningitis (LCMV), an infection that can cause severe birth defects and miscarriage. So if you've got a rodent at home, avoid cleaning its cage, and by all means, don't touch its saliva, urine, blood or droppings.

Can 2 pregnant hamsters live together?

Separate Your Hamsters If your pregnant hamster lives with another hamster, you may want to separate them. This will keep the babies safer and avoid any fighting between adults. It will also avoid another pregnancy in the future if you discover you have a male and a female hamster living together.

How do hamsters mate if they fight?

When supervising the mating, the breeder seeks to separate the hamsters if either becomes aggressive. During mating the male is likely to lightly bite the back of the female's neck, but if he is overaggressive, then they may fight.

What's so special about elderberries?

The berries and flowers of elderberry are packed with antioxidants and vitamins that may boost your immune system. They could help tame inflammation, lessen stress, and help protect your heart, too. Some experts recommend elderberry to help prevent and ease cold and flu symptoms.

Are elderberry male or female?

Elderberries are dioecious, both male and female at the same time, and may be semi-self fertile but it is best to plant at least two for cross pollination and the heaviest crops. Occasionally we pick the large ripe fruit clusters whole as a treat for our chickens.

Are elderberries good for your lungs?

Elderberry supports lung health through the gut-lung axis Evidence supporting this connection comes from studies showing that those with the highest intake of anthocyanins had lower rates of declining lung function, compared to individuals with the lowest intake of anthocyanins.

What is a gerbil slang?

(intransitive, slang) To insert a small animal into one's rectum (a sexual practice in urban myth).

Can I sleep with my hamster?

A quiet room away from the chaoticness that lies inside a human's household will help brighten your hamster's day. It simple really; a hamster that's well-rested will be more open to being sociable. This is why a bedroom may not be the best place for your hamster.

Can you have a relationship with a hamster?

If you have just brought a new hamster home, you will want to allow it time to become used to its cage and new environment. By letting your hamster adjust to its new home, it will be more relaxed and more open to bonding with you. It can take up to three weeks to bond with your hamster, so be patient and work slowly.

What is the most famous line of poetry?

8 Famous Lines of Poetry: Where they come from and what they mean

• “To be or not to be: that is the question”
• “'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all” ...
• “Tread softly because you tread on my dreams” ...
• “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I – I took the road less traveled by”

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